Category Archives: Cosmic chemistry

A timeline of significant events in evolution from the dark ages of the cosmos to the present, 2048.

Spine of the solar system cracks

milky way grub

The Forces unleashed by The Consumer smacked against each other like stonker marbles; give me space bubbles any day.
The Milky Way was no longer safe. All the filaments of gas and dust, the spine of the ecosystem that gives birth to life twisted and snapped. The Consumer feasted upon the fraying strings of energy that held the universe together.

How did such a cute little grub turn into … oh, but I mean … You would think that less gravity would be a good thing. Less friction, should be a smoother ride. Nope. Bigger problems that roll faster.
Remember when the evil queen didn’t just banish Goldilocks, she wanted her heart. Er? That was Snow White, wasn’t it?! Whatever. You know how fairy tales go. Little ones grow up fast and they eats …

The Milky Way used to be such a nice neighbourhood.

You are here – ☞ Holes and ends and unknowns

The whole Fabric of Existence started to sag. We followed the web and weft of the thread that he had expertly crafted over the millennia to find unexpected, sudden and numerous endings – holes in the Fabric of Existence, chewed threads.Splice

People said all was as it should be and there was no other way. Holes were normal. And we had no way to show, no easy way, that they were wrong. If anyone should’ve been able to find an easy way it would have been me – easy is my middle name.

He turned to what he knew best and crafted a deviation – another possibility, an astronomical unknown. I was against it.

The General Particle Office, the engineer of the whole system of existence, spliced the light of Happiness – a single particle of light – into a string of human DNA. Meddling in the lives of unborn children was almost the last straw for me. I strongly objected, strenuously!

I just knew that I would end up doing all the work! For what else do you send to serve and protect a hero but Luck, Himself.

 

 

You are here – ☞ ◑。

Trip it up, trip it down, trip the others, take them down.
Music is a very elemental thing. It drowns out the screams…

Did I say screams? Sorry.

You are here, on the Earth.
You, the planet, the dog, are whorls of existence, dust clouds in deep space.

So are skeletal remains.

Here’s a tip if you happen to meet a creature from deep space: Scream! No, but seriously. I tell you this in all genuine honesty. This is your final boarding call…

Rip it up, rip it down, Yeah-Yeah! Shake it down! Ah-ha! Unhinged in The Whorl. Whoo-hoo!

We are one and the same – unfortunate circumstances force me to admit this. You and I need each other to survive evolution. Ta-ra-ra b-OO-M-sey-Eh!

There’s more deep space in you than there is water – and you are 80 percent water. Since 80 percent is more than half, how exactly can there be more deep space than water?

Easy. Deep space connects everything. There’s deep space in water too! Am I right?

Don’t stress dopey. This is a little more advanced than Lego, or even nanobots, so don’t you worry if you don’t get it.

You don’t matter anyway. Ha! It’s me I’m worried about. Extinction was never part of my evolution.

True inhabitants of deep space are more special than you. You don’t see us. But deep space connects our Whorls.

Welcome to mine! The Whorl of the Great UnKnown, Kapoot.

_ Luck