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The Great Unknown Universe. The tale that wags the universe.

You are here – ☞ don’t fart!

Rule 1: Do not disturb the peace

By accident I discovered the best way to get rid of a dragon.

Luck's souvenir t shirt

Anyone ever met the Dragon of Light? The beast that never sleeps.

She bounces, she skips, she spins and wags – but she won’t sit still.

And turns out dragons don’t fart. That’s a good thing.

What would you call a fire-breathing, farting lizard?

A self-starting BBQ. Ha!

A one-fart wonder? Hee-hee.

But I suffer indigestion. Sometimes gas escapes. It’s the stress. Do you have any idea how bad stress is when universal peace is at stake?

I’m a walking the dragon. I fart, accidentally. She blasts off. I’m flying behind her, gripping the leash. My hands burn red.

Never had so much fun! I exchange grins with my new, best pal.

Like a rocket, ZOOM, 100,000 kilometres in a micro-split. We loop and dive straight down, smash the sound barrier.

I think we are dead. The sonic BOOM shatters the silence, shattering stillness, no more peace or harmony, just a whole lot of Kapoot!

In my head, fizz, whoosh. Except it wasn’t in my head. It was The Big Bang.

And then I saw the big, black hole. Put me out of my misery now!

Happiness left behind complete devastation.

You are here – ☞ ◑。

Trip it up, trip it down, trip the others, take them down.
Music is a very elemental thing. It drowns out the screams…

Did I say screams? Sorry.

You are here, on the Earth.
You, the planet, the dog, are whorls of existence, dust clouds in deep space.

So are skeletal remains.

Here’s a tip if you happen to meet a creature from deep space: Scream! No, but seriously. I tell you this in all genuine honesty. This is your final boarding call…

Rip it up, rip it down, Yeah-Yeah! Shake it down! Ah-ha! Unhinged in The Whorl. Whoo-hoo!

We are one and the same – unfortunate circumstances force me to admit this. You and I need each other to survive evolution. Ta-ra-ra b-OO-M-sey-Eh!

There’s more deep space in you than there is water – and you are 80 percent water. Since 80 percent is more than half, how exactly can there be more deep space than water?

Easy. Deep space connects everything. There’s deep space in water too! Am I right?

Don’t stress dopey. This is a little more advanced than Lego, or even nanobots, so don’t you worry if you don’t get it.

You don’t matter anyway. Ha! It’s me I’m worried about. Extinction was never part of my evolution.

True inhabitants of deep space are more special than you. You don’t see us. But deep space connects our Whorls.

Welcome to mine! The Whorl of the Great UnKnown, Kapoot.

_ Luck