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The General Particle Office – a string of genius.

You are here – ☞ Holes and ends and unknowns

The whole Fabric of Existence started to sag. We followed the web and weft of the thread that he had expertly crafted over the millennia to find unexpected, sudden and numerous endings – holes in the Fabric of Existence, chewed threads.Splice

People said all was as it should be and there was no other way. Holes were normal. And we had no way to show, no easy way, that they were wrong. If anyone should’ve been able to find an easy way it would have been me – easy is my middle name.

He turned to what he knew best and crafted a deviation – another possibility, an astronomical unknown. I was against it.

The General Particle Office, the engineer of the whole system of existence, spliced the light of Happiness – a single particle of light – into a string of human DNA. Meddling in the lives of unborn children was almost the last straw for me. I strongly objected, strenuously!

I just knew that I would end up doing all the work! For what else do you send to serve and protect a hero but Luck, Himself.



You are here – ☞ don’t fart!

Rule 1: Do not disturb the peace

By accident I discovered the best way to get rid of a dragon.

Luck's souvenir t shirt

Anyone ever met the Dragon of Light? The beast that never sleeps.

She bounces, she skips, she spins and wags – but she won’t sit still.

And turns out dragons don’t fart. That’s a good thing.

What would you call a fire-breathing, farting lizard?

A self-starting BBQ. Ha!

A one-fart wonder? Hee-hee.

But I suffer indigestion. Sometimes gas escapes. It’s the stress. Do you have any idea how bad stress is when universal peace is at stake?

I’m a walking the dragon. I fart, accidentally. She blasts off. I’m flying behind her, gripping the leash. My hands burn red.

Never had so much fun! I exchange grins with my new, best pal.

Like a rocket, ZOOM, 100,000 kilometres in a micro-split. We loop and dive straight down, smash the sound barrier.

I think we are dead. The sonic BOOM shatters the silence, shattering stillness, no more peace or harmony, just a whole lot of Kapoot!

In my head, fizz, whoosh. Except it wasn’t in my head. It was The Big Bang.

And then I saw the big, black hole. Put me out of my misery now!

Happiness left behind complete devastation.