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Category Archives: Gas

Transmogrified in 1948, certified in 2048!

Yappy the transmogrified immortal dragon trapped in a mortal dog’s body since 1948.

Posted byEvolution FlunkyMay 21, 2017Posted in1948 Consumer, GasbaggerTags: Cosmic Code Switch, Dragon of Light

Cat–asss—troff-eee!

For the Record: I just farted mate, that’s all! Annihilation, acclimatization, selection, oxidization, saturation, chloroplasts – it weren’t me! I’m just the janitor. _ Luck

Posted byEvolution FlunkyMay 1, 2017January 14, 2021Posted inGas, GasbaggerTags: Schroder, The Stillness, Unknown

Spine of the solar system cracks

The Forces unleashed by The Consumer smacked against each other like stonker marbles; give me space bubbles any day. The Milky Way was no longer safe. All the filaments of gas and dust, the spine of the ecosystem that gives birth to life twisted and snapped. The Consumer feasted upon the fraying strings of energy […]

Posted byEvolution FlunkyApril 14, 2017January 14, 2021Posted inCosmic chemistry, GasbaggerTags: gas, The Consumer

Slurp and plasma

Small things appear so  unimportant. Chill! They say. Chill out, man! Details, mere details. But small things tend to grow into big things, and more things! “Gobble, gobble, gobble!” as Murray used to say. The Consumer is the new superpower! All hail The Consumer! Awesome, in a vicious, psycho-kind of way! She slurps energy at […]

Posted byEvolution FlunkyMarch 16, 2017Posted in2048 bog, GasbaggerTags: Maurice, Slurp and plasma, The Consumer

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Evolution Flunkies,
  • 1. Every hero needs rescuing
  • 2. Poo Mountain
  • 3. Last day on Planet Earth
  • 4. Schroder and the Deviation Principle
  • 5. Gobblers have no spine
  • Macho leopard-tiger-manky-man-monkey thing
  • 6. Indigestion
  • 7. The Consumer gets the munchies
  • 8. New constellation in the Milky Way
  • 9. New constellation in the Milky Way
  • 10. Surfing the lifestream in the Unknown Universe: Kapoot
 

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