Yappy the transmogrified immortal dragon trapped in a mortal dog’s body since 1948.
Category Archives: Gas
Cat–asss—troff-eee!
For the Record: I just farted mate, that’s all! Annihilation, acclimatization, selection, oxidization, saturation, chloroplasts – it weren’t me! I’m just the janitor. _ Luck
Spine of the solar system cracks
The Forces unleashed by The Consumer smacked against each other like stonker marbles; give me space bubbles any day. The Milky Way was no longer safe. All the filaments of gas and dust, the spine of the ecosystem that gives birth to life twisted and snapped. The Consumer feasted upon the fraying strings of energy […]
Slurp and plasma
Small things appear so unimportant. Chill! They say. Chill out, man! Details, mere details. But small things tend to grow into big things, and more things! “Gobble, gobble, gobble!” as Murray used to say. The Consumer is the new superpower! All hail The Consumer! Awesome, in a vicious, psycho-kind of way! She slurps energy at […]